The Alter Ego

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Some funny conversations' quotes PART 2!

Mr. Perfecto Perez' quotable quotes:

(On our classmate who was yawning who was seating on the last row) Ms. Roma Ong, nakikita ko ung tonsils mo.."

(On our classmate whose name is Man Li Chen): "Is your name really Man Li?Why not change it to Lady Li or Woman Li? Para ka kasing macho e."

(On Yani who was busy doing something with her hair during discussion one sleepy afternoon): "Si Diane hindi talga makakatulog kasi nagtatanggal pa ng kuto. Ilan na ba ang natatanggal mo?"

(On one pretty classmate of ours who was told by her seatmates that she looked like Cass of PBB fame): "Cass?Hindi naman nya kamukha e. Mas kamukha nya si Racquel."

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Ms. Nerissa Delfino's quotable quotes:

(One nosiy afternoon while discussing..): "...as you use the the the the the the the graph..."

(While discussing where to find the journal articles assigned): "Most of these articles are in EBSCO..." (note: EBSCO is a free subscription software(?) provided by our school for its students)

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Marla's funniest moment that i just remembered just now: "Excuse me, pabili nga po ng BARBARIAN.."

One high school classmate of my sister said this: "Pabili nga po ng FLUCFLURRY.."

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Another funny scene in this family:

Situation: Josh left his eyeglasses in the barbershp but my father isnt sure. He went there but the people there told him that they found no pair of eyeglasses. So called up my mom.

Papa: Ma, wla daw dun ung salamin ni Joshua

Mama: Sigurado ako nandun yun. Natatandaan ko talaga. Baka niloloko ka lang nun. Sino ba ang nakausap mo?

Papa: Ung barbero..

(sus barbero pala e!)

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Pahabol ni Antonio Hila

Hila: "Tam-tim-ti-tam-tam" (to the tune of the national anthem..)

Jenny explains it all ;3/15/2006 10:50:00 PM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Some funny conversations/quotes that i remembered and wrote down on the back of my Commerce Statistics/Financial Management/Philippine History notebook:

Professor Antonio Hila's quotable quotes (CAUTION: Blah blah blah blah)(Note: Hila is our Philhis prof and he is i bet more than 60 yrs old..)

(NOTE AGAIN:I didnt alter any words from these "sentences" of him. These are actual phrases that came from his own mouth...even the 3 words that you keep seeing in every phrases..no, really)

(On his maids wanting to watch the 1st anniv of Wowowee) "I said to my chiminy-aa, dont go there at the Ultra to watch Wowowee, nood na lang kayo sa TV blah blah blah..."

"Hindi ko na kailangang mag blah blah blah.."

(On their food during his childhood in the province) "Lagyang lang ng konting blah blah blah pagkain na.."

(On what the Americans contributed to the Phils) "Educational, agricultural blah blah blah.."

(On what he will discuss the next meeting) "I'll discuss about Pearl Harbor blah blah blah.."

And more.."Yan ung anak ni President blah blah blah.." "They would tell stories of blah blah blah..."

Haaayy..you might be wondering how we could learn from these man when all he says is blah blah blah. In fairness to him, he is really a good teacher although he is quite bias.

Anyway, here is a funny conversation that would still make me laugh everytime i remember this:

Scene: Mcdo Characters: Mama and Joshua

Joshua sees the table beside them with 4 students using sign language to communicate to each other.

Joshua: Ma, bingi ba sila?

Mama: SSSHHHH!(whispering) Ano ka ba?!Para ka namang inosente nyan e. Wag ka ng maingay. Baka marinig ka pa nila.

Jenny explains it all ;3/14/2006 05:00:00 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

Hell month!Ayoko na! My brain had never experience such agony like this one. Parang there's no way out!Wahahaha! And then we had the online enrollment..sus!Kaloka!But fortunately and unfortunately, I got the schedule that we soooo wanted but the other Baboy Gang Members (namely, Char, Kae, Yani and Steph) weren't as lucky. So they would have to endure the 5 hour break next term (10:30 - 3:30) unless the department decided to open a FINTERM class at an earlier time. So i dont know if i am the one blessed or their schedule is the one that is a blessing in disguise. Who knows? Hehe..but at least i already know that Dan is going to be my classmate there so at least that's one good friend in a crowd of unknowns!

So right now i should be researching, researching and making a hell lot of papers. But unfortunately my mind isnt really working. Imagine, we have to do a one to two page critique for each of the 5 economic journal articles consisting of not less than 15 pages each!One journal article is even 26 pages long!And that is single spaced 12 font size!!!Hell talaga!And our prof acts as if this is a normal project like as if we've been doing this everyday!Asa pa siya no!Hahaha!Worst, she only gave this to us last Tuesday and the deadline is already on March 29!Di bale sana kung sya lng ang class namin...pero NOOOOOOO!We have 5 other classes and SUPER UNLUCKY for us all of those other 5 subjects also requires final papers..GROUP PROJECTS pa!!!I really hate group projects because i couldnt adjust with the sked of other people and we would either end up cramming or i would end up doing the whole paper just for the sake that it would be finish and be done with it.

Haaaay BUHAY!

Jenny explains it all ;3/10/2006 05:00:00 PM

Friday, June 10, 2005

Haayyy..i feel that my life is so boring...when will i stop complaining?

Before i would complain for having a lot of things to do but now i am complaining becuase i am doing nothing and i feel like i am just wasting my time. Not that i am saying that LAW is just a so-so..but i hate to admit this but...I MISS ACCOUNTING...

Did i just say that?Never would i imagine. But i do..but not to the extent that i also want to be doing the modular right now, but maybe at least some accounting...

I dont know what to do!

Tomorrow is Sasa's bday and she's inviting us over to her house. I guess all my blockmates would be there so why pass this chance to see them again? I miss my blockmates especially my barkada. I feel so left out already because among our barkada im the only one who didnt pass the quali. Hay, is it my fault that i chose smart friends? But i love them even though i feel some pain stabbing my heart whenever i think of them coz sometimes my imaginations would run wild and i would imagine that maybe that i am finally out of their lives, they are happier without me..something like that. You know what i mean!

Hehhe..but i know them long enough and i feel that they're not doing such a thing...

Grabe na..ang drama ko naman!

Haaayyyy...i feel sad...

Jenny explains it all ;6/10/2005 07:20:00 PM

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

hey...i feel so damn alone

Good thing Bamboo is around to comfort me...

My last class today ended at 9:20am...saya!And what a coincidence that i met Aji and her mom in the orange jeep at Vito Cruz!Aji is my bestest friend ever!We've been together since our sisters (both 2 yrs older than us...actually they are classmates!o di ba?) studied in St. James when they were still in kinder!Kaya lng she studied in St. Scho in high school while i stayed to rot in Jame and now she's in Up Manila and I'm in DLSU..at least magkalapit d b?Actually, she just transferred to UP Manila this year kc last year she was at UP Pampanga..aba ang layo no?Well i feel so glad that at least she's in Manila..the more chance that we can get to see each other...even accidentally!

Jenny explains it all ;6/08/2005 12:02:00 PM

Monday, May 23, 2005

First day of classes...new faces new people and still i feel so sad...

If am in the modular program, i should be in just one room the whole day from 8am to 1pm with only 30mins for break...

If I am in the modular program ,i should be with all the other BSA students...same faces..no new friends...heck i know them all na no?!

If I am in the modular program, i should be burning my the brows already..

If i am in the modular program, we would already be having the midterms next next Monday..waw..

Thank God i am not in MODULAR!!!Hurrraaay!So why am i sulking now?

I should be thankful..thank you God..you really know what to do with me!

Jenny explains it all ;5/23/2005 06:12:00 PM

Friday, May 20, 2005

Damn i didnt pass the quali...haha..why am i sad?I expected this. I knew this was going to happen...

I thought i readied myself for the worst..i guess i am not...

Why do i have to be so stupid...

So..where are they now?i wonder...

Jenny explains it all ;5/20/2005 05:10:00 PM

THE ME*

Now Playing: HAnds Down by Dashboard Confessional...neat...one of their bests!

About Me

::Jennifer May::
::Melgarejo y Tagle::
::May 16, 1987::
::Taurus::
::SOPHIE::
::Sucat, Paranaque::
::De La Salle University - Manila::
::Finance student::
::fearless::
::ELEVEN personalities::
::swimmer::
::singer::
::actress::
::declaimer::
::web designer::
::poet::
::composer::
::writer::
::listener::
::joker::
::Smart subscriber::
::child at heart::
::plays badminton::
::currently orgless::
::reader of books::
::Comic collector (Hellboy,HellSpawn, SPiderman..)::
::Oryx and Crake::
::Warning-Incubus::
::Maroon 5::
::nature lover::
::girl next door::

Blog Historyfe s*

So how this blog came into being?Actually i was looking for a speech choir piece through yahoo when i came over this blog entry by a Filipina student from an exclusive school in Pasig. She did a really good job in her blog so i thought of creating one for myself..as in that same evening!I almost forgot to sleep when i realized that its already past half 12 and i still have class the next day.I made a blog out of scratch since i didn't know anything about HTML..i made myself learn it on my own. So making this blog taught me a lot...lesson in life like you can do anything you put your mind into.It's all so true..all you have to do is beleive that you can do it and surely you can!Imagine..nobody knows about this blog ever existing..maybe just a handful..so SSSHHHHHH!!!

Some Wishes

~~become a hero.~~
be happy.
be smart.
to last a lifetime.
be satisfied.

Snaps!hli st*

My new class!...C35BSA of DLSU!Here with us in this pic is Sir Japs...our fave INTROSO prof!

Here we are at our genpsyc class with our prof...last day od the first term!

Me chillin out with some of my girls before our Accounting class...

Hanging out while waiting for the bus during out 3rd yr field trip!

Grabe..i'll also miss the FRAT!This is my barkada during our mall trip in 3rd yr!

Isa pa ito!4TH yr field trip sa Laguna...haha..though the desti was corny..we sure did enjoyed the class' company!Too bad..there's no more like this in college!

IS this like a shampoo ad or what?Haha!Huli kami...this is what we do when teachers are not around...as they are always!

Id surely miss a lot of things in high school like this crazy school pics..and my classmates!Awww...

Me and my couzins hanging out by the tree to hide from the scourging suN!

4th yr retreat!

United Nations Day..grabe what a mountain high trash we've made..no stir!'ll miss those days..

.This is our cuz Herson with my sis..by the way..he's 0.5

Pieces of my MIND!

So here is a small gallery of people..not really about my life..coz dont have scanner yet.Oh well, this would do!

This is my ultimate crush right here. He is none other than Edison CHen...& well he's sooooo CUTE..hu cannot adore him,ayt?

This one here is BoA..as in spelled with the capital A.Just like her for her versatility..and hey i can understand some of her songs coz she can sing in Korean, Japanese, CHinese & English.You could see her in ARIRANG if u want to.

This is Gregory Smith my husband..ehemmm!Remember him from Small Soldiers and Everwood..aha?!Now he's starring in A Wrinkle in Time...my FAVE book...you can watch it this summer all over HALLMARK!